#anyway alvazon is vlad owned amazon i want everyone to picture vlad owning twitter because danny called him a bitch once | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

heyheyitsstillgay · 2 years ago

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Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:17

Everyone stfu, I'm a genius, I'm an innovator, I was born before my time, this is the first step in achieving world peace imo. Are you ready? You're not ready.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:23

I'm gonna start sending all my parcels. In hamster balls. Their spherical coloured plastic will confuse & disorientate the box ghost. No one will steal my mail again. I'll have the fastest postage of any company in Amity, even Alvazon.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:27

AHSJFHAHFISJHDUSUHDKAHFSJSK HELP

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:30

The fucking hamster ball ghost reading this over my shoulder. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:31

HES SO SWOLE TOO AND FOR WHAT??? SO HE CAN CRUSH MY DREAMS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS?? STOP STOP IM ALREADY GAY

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 9:26

I have negotiated a truce with the hamster ball ghost. He's gonna work at my pet supply shop in exchange for hamster balls ayyyy. Nobody hit on him he's trying to do his job n I have dibbs.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:06

Oh god he found the storage room behind the break room. There's so many fuckin hamster balls everywhere you guys.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:07

Listen,, I have deliveries to make today. I'm about to change ghost town life as we know it. You'll get your fair share of balls big guy dw :)

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:39

He took all the hamster balls and left! Come back my ghost boyf blease I cannot simply write off that much stock 😭😭😭

#round 1 #phandom phight 2023 #round 1: tweeting like amity park residents #phight club 2023 #phandom phight club 3 #danny phantom #own post #this came to me at 6am because i couldnt think of anything funny not following the trio #anyway alvazon is vlad owned amazon i want everyone to picture vlad owning twitter because danny called him a bitch once #edit: me n deathcomes4u seem to have placed vlad in muskrats shoes completely independently of each other. wild.#if elon had ghost contacts he'd send them after companies that spoke against him too. bet.#almost 12 hours have passed and i still cant decide if this is funny or not #i have a backup post. but i also cant decide if thats funny either.#i feel like ive not put enough into them but going overboard just makes them worse imo. idk.#also nish is just a random oc if that wasnt clear. the name of the round made me think it was talking about generic residents #also i tried to format this like actual twitter and i learnt html coding doesnt work on tumblr posts anymore. rip

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